Jokes::Today

• one friend: My girlfriend loves nature.

other friend: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.

• Why are great girlfriends hard to find?

Because the right girls are like parking spaces - all the best ones are taken and the ones available are handicapped.

• A girl walked into a shop to buy curtains.

She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen.
The salesman said, "Computers don't need curtains."
She said, "Hellooo, I have windows.

• Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

• Teacher: Kaushik, why have you not given me your homework?

Kaushik: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

• Father: Son, what are your results in the end of term examination?

Son: Underwater.Father: What do you mean, underwater?Son: Below "C" level.

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