Einstein::Poetic Thinker

The challenge for Einstein was not in how one related to family, friends, co-workers and strangers, but how one related to the universe.

Einstein puzzled over variance and invariance and "the harmony of the universe." He did this as a poet. Intellectual consideration must be done with words; in the hands of a poet words, quanta, mean much more: they have a hidden energy, belying a source still undiscovered that is glimpsed in the great line and flow of the universe.
Einstein theorized with an image, a visualization. He asked, what would it be like to ride on a beam of light?
What is it like to be a beam of light, coursing straight from God's eye, a divine thread speeding across the universe, one of many weaving the fabric of an ever-changing world in which the thread is constant?
Einstein's quest to map the soul of the universe with theoretical science was bolstered, supported, and meant to be proved by mathematical equations. Still, scientific tests and observations mattered less to him than the cosmological beauty, the religious tone and completeness of the theory. And so he insisted that other theories fit his. In the end, he had written a new Bible, with all the visionary and messianic intent of a prophet.

Einstein::Biography

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) is one of the most well-known and influential scientists of the twentieth century.

He is also an enthusiastic activist for peace and the science freed from politics and other prejudices.

Albert Einstein was born in 1879 in Ulm, Germany.

He moved with his family to Switzerland in 1895.

He got his diploma in 1900 and was employed at patent office in Bern in 1902.

In 1905 he published in the "Annalen der Physik" papers that changed the whole course of science: works on the quantum of light and photo-electric effect, the Brownian motion of particles and atomic theory and the famous special theory of relativity.

From 1907 to 1914, he perfected his theory and published his work on the general theory of relativity in 1915.

During the first World War, Einstein was among the scientists who were against the war.

He cosigned in the "Manifesto to Europeans" separating himself from the German militarism.

In 1922, despite the growing anti-Semite movements, Einstein was awarded the Nobel prize in physics ""for his services to theoretical physics and in particular for his discovery of the law of the photo-electric effect." He also began his works on unified field theory and debated with Niels Bohr on quantum theory intepretation at the fifth Solway Congress in 1927.

He visited the U.S. in 1930 and in 1932, he accepted to be professor at Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton with the intention of dividing time between there and Germany.

However, in 1933, as the Nazis came to power in Germany, he settled in the U.S.

The second World War broke out in 1939 and Einstein signed in the letter warning President Roosevelt of possibility of the Nazis creating atomic bombs.

Nevertheless, he was horrified by the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and spent the rest of his life working for denuclearization.

He served as chairman of Emergency Committee of Atomic Scientists and was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952 but declined.

Einstein died in 1955 in Princeton.

Albert Einstein is a person of great charisma and influence both inside and outside science. He is one of the few scientists known widely by non-scientific people. His works on photo-electric effect contributes in establishing the foundation for quantum physics, a new and radical branch of science.

His theory of relativity both special and general helps humanity approach nearer the nature of time and space as well as the universe and by doing so considerably change the way man views the world. It also inspires new views and debates in other fields like phylosophy, theology, etc. Besides science, Einstein was actively involved in social issues.

He was a firm pacifist in both World Wars and was a pioneer in anti-nuclearization movements. Despite being one of the authors of the letter urging President Roosevelt to take action in the matter of nuclear weapon, he did not do anything else for the atomic bomb project. After the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Einstein made many appeals for nuclear disarmament which had influence in both the science community and the public. He was also an early and firm supporter of the United Nation and civil liberties.

Source: http://www.aip.org/history/einstein

Einstein::eRumour about intelligency

This has a thought provoking message no matter how you believe. Does evil exist?

The university professor challenged his students with this question. Did God create everything that exists?

A student bravely replied yes, he did!""God created everything?" The professor asked.

"Yes, sir," the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are then God is evil."The student became quiet before such an answer.

The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question professor?" "Of course", replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Everybody and every object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (- 460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have too little heat.

The student continued. "Professor, does darkness exist?"
The professor responded, "Of course it does".

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor. "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said.

We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. "These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love, that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.

The young man's name --- Albert Einstein

source::http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/e/einstein-god.htm

Einstein had an affair with Marilyn Monroe?

While Einstein was known to have had extramarital affairs, Marilyn Monroe was not one of them.

Another popular urban legend about Einstein that has no basis in reality is that he sat next to Marilyn Monroe once at a dinner and she told him that she wanted to have a child with Einstein -- with her looks and his brain, it would have been the perfect child.

Einstein is said to have responded: "Ah, but what if it had my looks and your brain?"

This is clearly untrue first of all because the two never met, and second because the same story is often told of George Bernard Shaw and Isadora Duncan.

Einstein::Quiz

Einstein could not grasp which of these elementary school subjects, leading him into a mini depression?

Greek.At the time the young Albert had already taught himself Latin, advanced Mathematics and had discovered a love for geometry. In later life he announced the discovery of Euclid as a great delight in his life. He refers to a book on Euclidean geometry as 'holy.'

Polytechnic classmate and lifelong friend Marcel Grossman, used his father's influence to get Einstein a job in which countries patent office?

Switzerland. This position was a saviour for the now 23-year-old Einstein who had failed to get a permanent teaching or academic position after graduation. He was completely penniless. The job also allowed Einstein the time to develop his theories.

In 1905, the final jigsaw pieces of the special theory of relativity came to Einstein where?

In his sleep. Einstein is quoted as saying this about the discovery: "A storm broke loose in my mind and with it came the answers." A friend had later said: "He has tapped into gods' thoughts and tuned into the master plan for the universe."
1905 was a very busy year for Einstein. 'Relativity' was his fourth paper. The fifth that year was on the photoelectric effect. By applying this great scientists' quantum theory of light, Einstein helped to establish quantum mechanics.

Who was this great German scientist and idol to Einstein?

Max Planck. Planck had changed views that stood for over 200 years that light was a wave like phenomenon and he claimed that light was absorbed by matter or quanta. Einstein went further and claimed that light quanta or photons travelled as separate particles and would hit matter sporadically, not smoothly like a wave.

Einstein summed up the special theory of relativity in a magazine review a few years later with the now legendary equation E=mc2. How does this translate?

Energy = mass multiplied by the speed of light squared. Mass contains enormous amounts of energy. Marie Curie discovered that one-ounce of radium emitted 4000 calories/hour indefinitely. E=mc2 would be the base of the discovery of how the sun and stars radiate light and heat for billions of years - and much to Einstein’s horror, the atomic bomb.

What did Einstein win a Nobel Prize for in 1922, 17 years after relativity was first published?

Services to Theoretical Physics. There were many reasons why a Nobel Prize wasn't awarded to Einstein for so long and not for relativity. Relativity was very controversial and it was theoretical. It could not be proven. Add to the equasion that the judges didn't fully understand it. Also, there was a large 'anti-Einstein' movement headed by the anti-semitic and later nazi supporter Philip Lenard who had influence on the panel. By 1922 Einstein had the overwhelming support of the science community. The Nobel judges finally capitulated after pressure by the science world and awarded Einstein a services award based on the work he did with the photoelectric effect. (They were still playing it safe.)

Einstein first visited the United States of America in April, 1921. What was the purpose for the visit?

To support the World Zionist Organisation. Einstein was a world celebrity. The general public in the US did not understand relativity but he attracted thousands of people wherever he went including a media circus. The tour was a success, raising nearly a million dollars for the Zionist movement, enough to start building the Medical Faculty of Hewbrew University. Einstein wasn't a zionist but he cared deeply about the fate of his brother Jew and supported the creation and expansion of Palestine under British rule.

What did Edgar Hoover suspect so strongly, that he committed thousands of FBI man-hours in unsuccessfully trying to convict Einstein?

Einstein was a communist. Although Hoover suspected Einstein was a communist he would never put his money were his mouth was and approve phone tapping or mail interception in fear of the backlash against the FBI if they were discovered - Einstein was too popular a figure. After many years and thousands of hours work, Hoover dropped the case against Einstein and his secretary Helen Dukas. They had collected 6 feet of files, all proving nothing. Later, friends said Einstein would have found the whole affair highly amusing.

One of the reasons it took 30 years for the majority of scientists to support relativity was that it dispelled the mythical existence of the ether. Ether was described as an infinite, jelly like substance, which was the medium for the propagation of electromagnetic waves.

Amazing but true. The existence of the ether was (incorrectly) proven many times to support Maxwell's unified theory that light consist of electromagnetic waves. The waves needed a medium to travel upon, and the medium was believed to be an elastic, mass-less solid called the ether. Relativity shattered this belief but the existence of ether was so firmly entrenched in many great minds that they refused to comprehend its non existence and labelled Einstein a fraud.

Why We Love Einstein?

• It's no exaggeration to say that Einstein changed the world.

• Next generation, we’re always looking for “the next Einstein.” And yes, that’s Albert Einstein™.
  
  
  
• His genius crossed all boundaries: national, disciplinary, and otherwise. His influence in physics goes without saying, but there is barely a realm of knowledge that hasn’t been touched by his intellectual charms.
  
  
• Space and time conspired to make Einstein the icon that he is. He was working at a time when a patent clerk could actually change the face of science.

• Everyone knew that Einstein had done something important in 1905 (and again in 1915) but almost nobody could tell you exactly what it was after hundred years.

• With General and Special Relativity, Einstein came up with arguably the most intelligant and elequant theory known to man. He sucessfully pushed Quantum Mechanics to the very for front of physics. And he provd why the sky was blue.

• Albert Einstein was an extraordinary teacher who would take pains to see that his students had grasped the most difficult concepts.

Einstein::Funny True Story

After having propounded his famous Theory of Relativity, Albert Einstein would tour the various Universities in the United States, delivering lectures wherever he went.

He was always accompanied by his faithful chauffer, Harry, who would attend each of these lectures while seated in the back row! One fine day, after Einstein had finished a lecture and was coming out of the auditorium into his vehicle, Harry addresses him and says, "Professor Einstein, I've heard your lecture on Relativity so many times, that if I were ever given the opportunity, I would be able to deliver it to perfection myself!"

"Very well," replied Einstein, "I'm going to Dartmouth next week. They don't know me there. You can deliver the lecture as Einstein, and I'll take your place as Harry!"

And so it went to be... Harry delivered the lecture to perfection, without a word out of place, while Einstein sat in the back row playing "chauffer", and enjoying a snooze for a change.

Just as Harry was descending from the podium, however, one of the research assistants intercepted him, and began to ask him a question on the theory of relativity.... one that involved a lot of complex calculations and equations. Harry replied to the assistant "The answer to this question is very simple! In fact, it's so simple, that I'm going to let my chauffer answer it!"

1905::A Miracle Year

1905 was Einstein's Annus Mirablis – his miracle year. During this year he wrote three fundamental papers, any of which would have guaranteed him immortality in the world of physics.

His first was on a new understanding of the structure of light. Einstein argued that light is composed of small particles of energy, called photons, as well as oscillating waves.

The second paper built upon the theory of kinetics. Einstein explained how atoms were responsible for the buffeting of particles of material in suspension, like cigarette smoke suspended in air. This paper presented the first direct evidence for the existence of atoms vindicating an idea that had been around for over 2000 years.

His third paper of 1905 was 'On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies'. Here Einstein derived the theory of 'special relativity'. In a supplementary paper four months later, he formulated the famous equation, E=mc2, where mass and energy are equivalent, showing that a very small amount of mass converts to a huge amount of energy. This is the driving force behind atomic bombs, and all the stars in the Universe.

The one equation almost everyone knows by heart. It describes the simple yet profound link between energy and matter and has totally changed the way we view the Universe. It has overturned the understanding of the physical world which stood unchallenged for hundreds of years. It explains why stars shine, and indirectly, is responsible for the mushroom cloud that appeared over Hiroshima. In many ways this equation has changed many lives and it still challenges our common sense view of the world.

Is Theory Of Relativity given by Einstein?

He'd been very secretive about his family life, and the secrecy had prevailed after his death.
He left behind some 40,000 documents in Princeton, and they had been locked up like the Dead Sea Scrolls until the late 1980s when the Hebrew University (which owns Einstein's copyright) and the Princeton University Press began to publish them.

In the course of their investigation the scholars on the Einstein Papers project found love letters that he had written to Mileva(first wife) when they were both students in Zurich in the late 1890s, and the years just after the turn of the century. It was clear from these letters that Einstein had talked about the issues of relativity, and atomic theory and everything else, but especially relativity, with Mileva.

There were statements in these letters such as "how happy and proud I will be when our work on the relative motion is complete." It sounded provocative to some renegade historians and they made a fuss about Mileva having been deprived of her share of credit.

Actually if you read these letters in full and in context, that statement has more emotional content than intellectual content. He was reassuring her about the state of their relationship. Nobody had really tried to tell the story of where general relativity had come from, and the very winding path that he had taken to it, for a popular audience.

Einstein::Early Love

Einstein grew up in a family who were making gadgets and electromagnetic gizmos When Einstein was about 15 or 16 his family was in the electrical business in Munich, which was like being in the Internet business today.

His uncle had patents on dynamos and electrical meters. The Einstein Brothers company sold power and lighting systems around southern Europe. He was very familiar with this technology, which was the leading edge technology of the day, like computers are today.

The family moved to Italy, leaving Albert back in Munich where he was in school, and he he seemed to have some sort of nervous breakdown. He dropped out of school, and went back to Italy, where he found himself with nothing to do, so he told his parents that he was going to go to the Polytechnic in Zurich and study engineering.

They took him there, but he was too young to go to college. He took the entrance exam, and he impressed them with most of his scores, except in languages, so they sent him off to a prep school for a year, for a season.

He lived with a family, the Wintelers, a big, boisterous intellectual family, who were always arguing and bird watching and hiking and seems to have had a wonderful time. And he got involved with one of the Winteler daughters, Marie.

Later on, his sister married one of the Winteler brothers, and his best friend, Michele Besso married another one of the Winteler sisters. So the Einsteins, Bessos, and Wintelers became very intertwined.

Albert's parents liked Marie a lot, and everyone was very unhappy when Albert dumped her for Mileva(first wife). And, in fact, Marie went into a depression was hospitalized for a while. But eventually she led a normal life and married a manager of a watch factory. Albert kept talking about her his whole life, about how he would be consumed in flames if he even saw her again. He would even tell this to Mileva. He was greatly relieved when Marie finally married, either because that put finally her out of reach or he felt very guilty about dumping her and what had happened to her.

Einstein Sir::You are wrong

Einstein was one of the founders of quantum mechanics.

His explanation of the photoelectric effect showed that light itself is quantized, and it was this work that won him his Nobel in 1921 (He didn’t get it for relativity, which was more controversial.)

Yet as quantum mechanics developed, he refused to believe what became a central tenet: that all events could be described only in terms of probability.

Einstein summarized this by his famous statement, "God does not throw dice." According to quantum mechanics, two absolutely identical radioactive atoms will probably decay at different times.

Einstein believed that there must be something hidden inside the nucleus, a hidden variable that was different for the two. Very sensitive statistical tests performed by experimentalists have shown that he was wrong. There aren’t any hidden variables, at least not the simple kind.

Einstein::Complex Person

This story shows how complex Einstein could be.

Not long after his arrival in Princeton he was invited, by the wife of one of the professors of mathematics at Princeton, to be guest of honor at a tea.-Reluctantly, Einstein consented.

After the tea had progressed for a time, the excited hostess, thrilled to have such an eminent guest of honor, fluttered out into the center of activity and with raised arms silenced the group. Bubbling out some words expressing her thrill and pleasure, she turned to Einstein and said:

"I wonder, Dr. Einstein, if you would be so kind as to explain to my guests in a few words, just what is relativity theory ? "

Without any hesitation Einstein rose to his feet and told a story.

He said he was reminded of a walk he one day had with his blind friend.

The day was hot and he turned to the blind friend and said, "I wish I had a glass of milk."

"Glass," replied the blind friend, "I know what that is. But what do you mean by milk?"

Source::http://library.thinkquest.org/22494/stories/Einstein.htm

"Why, milk is a white fluid," explained Einstein.

"Now fluid, I know what that is," said the blind man. "but what is white ? "

" Oh, white is the color of a swan's feathers."

" Feathers, now I know what they are, but what is a swan ? "

"A swan is a bird with a crooked neck."

" Neck, I know what that is, but what do you mean by crooked ? "

At this point Einstein said he lost his patience. He seized his blind friend's arm and pulled it straight. "There, now your arm is straight," he said. Then he bent the blind friend's arm at the elbow. "Now it is crooked."

"Ah," said the blind friend. "Now I know what milk is."

And Einstein, at the tea, sat down.

Einstein::A Lady's Man

WITH HIS SECOND WIFE::->

After Einstein divorced Mileva (his infidelity was listed as one of the reasons for the split), he soon married his cousin Elsa Lowenthal.

Actually, Einstein also considered marrying Elsa’s daughter (from her first marriage) Ilse, but she demurred:

Before marrying Elsa, he had considered marrying her daughter, Ilse, instead. According to Overbye, “She (Ilse, who was 18 years younger than Einstein) was not attracted to Albert, she loved him as a father, and she had the good sense not to get involved. But it was Albert’s Woody Allen moment.”

Unlike Mileva, Elsa Einstein’s main concern was to take care of her famous husband. She undoubtedly knew about, and yet tolerated, Einstein’s infidelity and love affairs which were later revealed in his letters:

Previously released letters suggested his marriage in 1903 to his first wife Mileva Maric, mother of his two sons, was miserable. They divorced in 1919, and he soon married his cousin, Elsa. He cheated on her with his secretary, Betty Neumann.

In the new volume of letters released on Monday by Hebrew University in Jerusalem, Einstein described about six women with whom he spent time and from whom he received gifts while being married to Elsa.
Some of the women identified by Einstein include Estella, Ethel, Toni and his "Russian spy lover," Margarita. Others are referred to only by initials, like M. and L.

"It is true that M. followed me (to England) and her chasing after me is getting out of control," he wrote in a letter to Margot in 1931. "Out of all the dames, I am in fact attached only to Mrs. L., who is absolutely harmless and decent."

Source::www.Neatorama.com

Einstein::Strange Contract With Wife

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After Einstein and Mileva married, they had two sons: Hans Albert and Eduard.




HIS WIFE::->

Einstein’s academic successes and world travel, however, came at a price - he became estranged from his wife. For a while, the couple tried to work out their problems - Einstein even proposed a strange "contract" for living together with Mileva:



The relationship progressed. Einstein became estranged from his wife. The biography reprints a chilling letter from Einstein to his wife, a proposed "contract" in which they could continue to live together under certain conditions. Indeed that was the heading: "Conditions."



A. You will make sure





1. that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order;


2. that I will receive my three meals regularly in my room;


3. that my bedroom and study are kept neat, and especially that my desk is left for my use only.





B. You will renounce all personal relations with me insofar as they are not completely necessary for social reasons…



There’s more, including "you will stop talking to me if I request it." She accepted the conditions. He later wrote to her again to make sure she grasped that this was going to be all-business in the future, and that the "personal aspects must be reduced to a tiny remnant." And he vowed, "In return, I assure you of proper comportment on my part, such as I would exercise to any woman as a stranger."

Stranged Facts about Einstein

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1. Einstein Was a Fat Baby with Large Head

When Albert’s mother, Pauline Einstein gave birth to him, she thought that Einstein’s head was so big and misshapen that he was deformed!

As the back of the head seemed much too big, the family initially considered a monstrosity. The physician, however, was able to calm them down and some weeks later the shape of the head was normal. When Albert’s grandmother saw him for the first time she is reported to have muttered continuously "Much too fat, much too fat!" Contrasting all apprehensions Albert grew and developed normally except that he seemed a bit slow.

2. Einstein Had Speech Difficulty as a Child

Earliest Known Photo of Albert Einstein (Image credit: Albert Einstein Archives,The Hebrew University of Jerusalem, Israel)
As a child, Einstein seldom spoke. When he did, he spoke very slowly - indeed, he tried out entire sentences in his head (or muttered them under his breath) until he got them right before he spoke aloud. According to accounts, Einstein did this until he was nine years old. Einstein’s parents were fearful that he was retarded - of course, their fear was completely unfounded!

One interesting anecdote, told by Otto Neugebauer, a historian of science, goes like this:
As he was a late talker, his parents were worried. At last, at the supper table one night, he broke his silence to say, "The soup is too hot."Greatly relieved, his parents asked why he had never said a word before.Albert replied, "Because up to now everything was in order."
In his book, Thomas sowell noted that besides Einstein, many brilliant people developed speech relatively late in childhood. He called this condition The Einstein Syndrome.

3. Einstein was Inspired by a Compass

When Einstein was five years old and sick in bed, his father showed him something that sparked his interest in science: a compass.

When Einstein was five years old and ill in bed one day, his father showed him a simple pocket compass. What interested young Einstein was whichever the case was turned, the needle always pointed in the same direction. He thought there must be some force in what was presumed empty space that acted on the compass. This incident, common in many "famous childhoods," was reported persistently in many of the accounts of his life once he gained fame.

4. Einstein Failed his University Entrance Exam

In 1895, at the age of 17, Albert Einstein applied for early admission into the Swiss Federal Polytechnical School (Eidgenössische Technische Hochschule or ETH). He passed the math and science sections of the entrance exam, but failed the rest (history, languages, geography, etc.)! Einstein had to go to a trade school before he retook the exam and was finally admitted to ETH a year later.

5. Einstein had an Illegitimate Child

In the 1980s, Einstein’s private letters revealed something new about the genius: he had an illegitimate daughter with a fellow former student Mileva Marić (whom Einstein later married).
In 1902, a year before their marriage, Mileva gave birth to a daughter named Lieserl, whom Einstein never saw and whose fate remained unknown:
Mileva gave birth to a daughter at her parents’ home in Novi Sad. This was at the end of January, 1902 when Einstein was in Berne. It can be assumed from the content of the letters that birth was difficult. The girl was probably christianised. Her official first name is unknown. In the letters received only the name “Lieserl” can be found.

The further life of Lieserl is even today not totally clear. Michele Zackheim concludes in her book “Einstein’s daughter” that Lieserl was mentally challenged when she was born and lived with Mileva’s family. Furthermore she is convinced that Lieserl died as a result of an infection with scarlet fever in September 1903. From the letters mentioned above it can also be assumed that Lieserl was put up for adoption after her birth.

In a letter from Einstein to Mileva from September 19, 1903, Lieserl was mentioned for the last time. After that nobody knows anything about Lieserl Einstein-Maric.

BrainMap Of Einstein

These scientists counted the number of neuron(nerve cells) and glial cell in four areas of Einstein’s brain: area 9 of the cerebral cortex on the right and left hemisphere and area 39 of the cerebral cortex on the right and left hemisphere. Area 9 is located in the frontal lobe (prefrontal cortex) and is thought to be important for planning behavior, attention and memory. Area 39 is located in the parietal lobe and is part of the "association cortex." Area 39 is thought to be involved with language and several other complex functions. The ratios of neurons to glial cells in Einstein’s brain were compared to those from the brains of 11 men who died at the average age of 64.

The ratios of neurons to glial cells in Einstein’s brain, as compared to those in the 11 normal brains, were smaller in all four areas studied. However, when the numbers were examined more closely with statistics, only one area showed a significant difference - the ratio in the left area 39. In the left area 39, therefore, Einstein’s brain had fewer neurons to glial cells than the normal brains. In other words, there were more glial cells for every neuron in Einstein’s brain.

So, It concluded that the greater number of glial cells per neuron might indicate the neurons in Einstein’s brain had an increased "metabolic need" - they needed and used more energy. In this way, perhaps Einstein had better thinking abilities and conceptual skills.

Quotes::Einstein......

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."

"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."

"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep."

"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."

"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."

"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"

"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."

"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."

Not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."

"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."

"Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."

"One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year."

"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought.

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"The only real valuable thing is intuition."

"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."

"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."

"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."

"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."

"I cannot believe that God would choose to play dice with the universe." or sometimes quoted as "God does not play dice with the universe."

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

Concerning Albert Einstein

1. He Liked His Feet Naked
"When I was young, I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in the sock," he once said. "So I stopped wearing socks." Einstein was also a fanatical slob, refusing to "dress properly" for anyone. Either people knew him or they didn't, he reasoned - so it didn't matter either way.

2. He Hated Scrabble
Aside from his favourite past-time sailing ("the sport which demands the least energy"), Einstein shunned any recreational activity that required mental agility. As he told the New York Times, "When I get through with work I don't want anything that requires the working of the mind."

3. He Was A Rotten Speller
Although he lived for many years in the United States and was fully bilingual, Einstein claimed never to be able to write in English because of "the treacherous spelling". He never lost his distinctive German accent either, summed up by his catch-phrase "I vill a little t'ink".

4. He Loathed Science Fiction
Lest it distort pure science and give people the false illusion of scientific understanding, he recommended complete abstinence from any type of science fiction. "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." He also thought people who claimed to have seen flying saucers should keep it to themselves.

5. He Smoked Like A Chimney
A life member of the Montreal Pipe Smokers Club, Einstein was quoted as saying: "Pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment of human affairs." He once fell into the water during a boating expedition but managed heroically to hold on to his pipe.

6. He Wasn't Much Of A Musician
Einstein would relax in his kitchen with his trusty violin, stubbornly trying to improvise something of a tune. When that didn't work, he'd have a crack at Mozart.

7. Alcohol Was Not His Preferred Drug
At a press conference upon his arrival to New York in 1930, he said jokingly of Prohibition: "I don't drink, so it's all the same to me." In fact, Einstein had been an outspoken critic of "passing laws which cannot be enforced".

8. He Equated Monogamy With Monotony
"All marriages are dangerous," he once told an interviewer. "Marriage is the unsuccessful attempt to make something lasting out of an incident." He was notoriously unfaithful as a husband, prone to falling in love with somebody else directly after the exchanging of vows.

9. His Memory Was Shot
Believing that birthdays were for children, his attitude is summed up in a letter he wrote to his girlfriend Mileva Maric: "My dear little sweetheart ... first, my belated cordial congratulations on your birthday yesterday, which I forgot once again."

10. His Cat Suffered Depression
Fond of animals, Einstein kept a housecat which tended to get depressed whenever it rained. Ernst Straus recalls him saying to the melancholy cat: "I know what's wrong, dear fellow, but I don't know how to turn it off."

Dhirubhai Ambani::An Achiever

what a man from one of India's poor villages can accomplish with non-shrink ambition.......................

Ambani's his great achievement was that he showed Indians what was possible. With no Oxford or Yale degree and no family capital, he achieved what the "degree owner of Oxford or Yale"could not: he built an ultramodern, profitable, global enterprise in India itself. What's more, he enlisted four million Indians, a generation weaned on nanny-state socialism, in an adventure in can-do capitalism, convincing them to load up on Reliance stock.

Einstein::An Inspiration

Einstein always appeared to have a clear view of the problems of physics and the determination to solve them. He had a strategy of his own and was able to visualize the main stages on the way to his goal. He regarded his major achievements as mere stepping-stones for the next advance.

At the start of his scientific work, Einstein realized the inadequacies of Newtonian mechanics and his special theory of relativity stemmed from an attempt to reconcile the laws of mechanics with the laws of the electromagnetic field. He dealt with classical problems of statistical mechanics and problems in which they were merged with quantum theory: this led to an explanation of the Brownian movement of molecules. He investigated the thermal properties of light with a low radiation density and his observations laid the foundation of the photon theory of light.

In his early days in Berlin, Einstein postulated that the correct interpretation of the special theory of relativity must also furnish a theory of gravitation and in 1916 he published his paper on the general theory of relativity. During this time he also contributed to the problems of the theory of radiation and statistical mechanics. In the 1920's, Einstein embarked on the construction of unified field theories, although he continued to work on the probabilistic interpretation of quantum theory, and he persevered with this work in America. He contributed to statistical mechanics by his development of the quantum theory of a monatomic gas and he has also accomplished valuable work in connection with atomic transition probabilities and relativistic cosmology.

After his retirement he continued to work towards the unification of the basic concepts of physics, taking the opposite approach, geometrisation, to the majority of physicists. Einstein's researches are, of course, well chronicled and his more important works include Special Theory of Relativity (1905), Relativity (English translations, 1920 and 1950), General Theory of Relativity (1916), Investigations on Theory of Brownian Movement (1926), and The Evolution of Physics (1938). Among his non-scientific works, About Zionism (1930), Why War? (1933), My Philosophy (1934), and Out of My Later Years (1950) are perhaps the most important.

Azim Premji::A Vision

A role model for young entrepreneurs across the world, Mr.Azim Premji has integrated the country's entrepreneurial tradition with professional management, based on sound values and uncompromising integrity.

Mr.Azim Premji's strength lies in bringing together and building charged teams of high potential-high performing people. His vision and pragmatism have helped Wipro Corporation to become the #2 most competitive and successful company in India as rated by Business Today, a leading business magazine in India Today, Wipro in terms of market capitalization is among the top 10 Corporations in India.

Mr. Premji very strongly believes that the most important contributors to Wipro's success have been the articulations and faithful adherence to core values, a shared vision for the future, identification and development of Wipro leaders through clearly defined Wipro Leaders' Qualities.

In View ::Dr. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

Dr A.P.J. Abdul Kalam is the undisputed father of India's missile program. He has breathed life into ballistic missiles like the Agni and Prithvi, which put China and Pakistan well under India's missile range. It is too exhausting to track Dr Abdul Kalam's achievements to date.

In the '60s and '70s he was a trail blazer in the space department. In the '80s he transformed the moribund Defence Research and Development Laboratory in Hyderabad into a highly motivated team. By the '90s Kalam emerged as the czar of Indian science and technology and was awarded the Bharat Ratna. His life and mission is a vindication of what a determined person can achieve against extraordinary odds. Even at 71, he is indefatigable and dreams of making India into a technological superpower.

After completing his third year at MIT, Kalam joined Hindustan Aeronautics Limited(HAL), Bangalore as a trainee. Here, he worked on piston and turbine engines examining as part of a team.

During 1963-82, he served the Indian Space Research Organisation(ISRO) in various capacities. Here Kalam initiated Fibre Reinforced Plastics(FRP) activities, then after a stint with the aerodynamics and design group, he joined the satellite launch vehicle team at Thumba, near Trivandram and soon became Project Director for SLV-3. As Project Director, he was responsible for carrying out the design, development, qualification and flight testing of 44 major sub systems. The project managed to put Rohini, a scientific satellite, into orbit in July 1980. He was honoured with a Padma Bhushan in 1981.

He was Scientific Adviser to Defence Minister and Secretary, Department of Defence Research & Development from July 1992 to December 1999.

Dr. Kalam has served as the Principal Scientific Advisor to the Government of India, in the rank of Cabinet Minister, from November 1999 to November 2001. He was primarily responsible for evolving policies, strategies and missions for generation of innovations and support systems for multiple applications. Also, generating science and technology task in strategic, economic and social sectors in partnership with Government departments, institutions and industry. Dr. Kalam was also the Chairman, Ex-officio, of the Scientific Advisory Committee to the Cabinet (SAC-C).

Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam has been awarded Padma Bhushan in 1981, Padma Vibhushan in 1990 and BHARAT RATNA in 1997.

On July 25, 2002, Dr A.P.J. Abdul Kalam was sworn in as the 11th President of India by Chief Justice of India B.N. Kirpal in the Central Hall of Parliament.

For Standing Up....

Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone Up ::

I showed up early and decided I just didn't feel like going out after all, so I went home before you arrived.

My dog died.

My neighbor's bird died, and I had to console my neighbor.

I figured that probably wasn't your real picture, so I didn't bother coming over.

I overslept.

I took the wrong freeway exit and got lost, and after 40 minutes, I gave up, turned around, and went home.

I know I said I'd be at home at 8:00 P.M., but I went out to a movie at 6:00 P.M. and had such a good time out after meeting some friends at the movie that I forgot all about our date and went out to dinner with them.

I had the address, but forgot which city you lived in.

Yesterday was the last day of my vacation, so I went two-stepping and ran into my ex there, and we fell in love again during a slow dance, so I can't date you any more, but I'd still like us to be friends.

My roommate overdosed and I had to take him to the emergency room.

• A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
  "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."
  "Oh yeah? What's the problem?"
  "When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

Jokes on Lawyer......

• "I have good news and bad news," a defence attorney told his client.

"First the bad news. The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene.

"Oh, no!" cried the client. "What's the good news?" "Your cholesterol is down to 140."

• A man went to the Chamber of Commerce in a small town. Obviously distressed, he asked the man at the counter, 'Is there a criminal attorney in town?'

The man replied, 'Yes, but we can't prove it yet.'

• "You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent.

"And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.

Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with

• There was the cartoon showing two farmers fighting over the ownership of a cow. One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.
  

• Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "900 hundreds rupees for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question

• Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?

You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

• What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

• A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"

The housewife replies: "Four!".

The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.

"The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

Work Phrases

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

4. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

5. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

6. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

7. How about never? Is never good for you?

8. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

9. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

10. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

11. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

12. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

13. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

14. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

15. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Laugh..........

• Marriage - a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

• Husband: "Your birthday is coming up, so I'd like some idea of what you'd like for your birthday."

Wife: "I want a divorce!"Pause.Husband: "I'm really sorry, but I hadn't planned to spend that much."

• A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."

His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

• A man's on his deathbed with his wife sitting near him.

He says "Dear wife, I must confess certain things to you before I die."

She says, "Hush now, husband, you're fading fast."

He says, "But this is really important, I must tell you so I can die with a clear conscience! I slept with your best friend, your sister, and your mother!"

She says, "I know, that's why I poisoned you."

What is???

What is round, white, and laughs a lot?
A tickled onion.
What is wet and slippery and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel.
What is the only kind of dog that you can eat?
A hot dog.
What is the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the lottery.
What is a maniokleptic?
Someone who walks backwards into shops and leaves things behind.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!
What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

Jokes::Today

• one friend: My girlfriend loves nature.

other friend: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.

• Why are great girlfriends hard to find?

Because the right girls are like parking spaces - all the best ones are taken and the ones available are handicapped.

• A girl walked into a shop to buy curtains.

She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen.
The salesman said, "Computers don't need curtains."
She said, "Hellooo, I have windows.

• Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

• Teacher: Kaushik, why have you not given me your homework?

Kaushik: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

• Father: Son, what are your results in the end of term examination?

Son: Underwater.Father: What do you mean, underwater?Son: Below "C" level.

..............ENJOY.................

Top Ten Material Moments

Bessemer Process
In 1856,Henery Bessemer processed it which led to massive progress in indudtrialisation
at No............10........


















X-Ray Diffraction
X-ray Diffraction Done first by Max Von Laue in 1912...at position 9.

Approx 5000 B.C.,people the region now the modern turkey discoved the Extraction and casting from metal at No.8.

Extraction N Casting

Around 300 B.C. developed by South India workers
Crucible Steel Making

Modern Concrete

Invented by John Smeaton in 1775 holds No.6.

In 1668, Anton Van Leeuwenhoek developed optical Microscopy holds No.5.

Invention Of Glass

at 2200 B.C.
North Western Iranians
invented this holds No.4

1948 Revolution......

Invented by John Bardeen ,Walter H Brattain and

William Shockley.....Transistor at No.3

Top Ten Material Moments

Devised by Mendeleleveev holds No.1 position..Period Table

Iron Smelting
Egiptians smelts iron around 3500 B.C.
holds No.2

Nishabd::Overview

NISHABD::AWANEESH VIEW

About Movie

Bodies age, feelings don’t. ‘Nishabd’ is the story of a 60-year-old photographer (Amitabh Bachchan) who gets attracted to an 18-year-old girl who is a friend of his daughter. It is the story of mutual love between two people with a huge age gap between them. It is a moving tale of a man torn between his emotions and rationality, between his heart and his mind. The man listens to his heart, concedes to the girl that he is in love with her. He admits to his wife that he has developed feelings for a girl the age of his daughter. And by doing so he loses the respect of his wife and his daughter.‘Nishabd’ is a film about loss: about loss of love and loss of purpose in life.

My View

I am not a film critic but I must confess I am a die-hard fan of Amitabh bachchan. I have managed to sit through trashy movies like "Bade miyan chhote miyan "without flinching much. Which is why "Nishabd" came as a big disappointment. I loved RGV's choice of theme--adultery and LOVE have been dealt with great aplomb in movies before--Arth and Silsalay, for instance, and I was quite looking forward to RGV's take on it.But,really RGV has disappointed me....

Britney Spears's Hair..

Britney Spears' Hair Being Sold And Bidding Starts At $1 Million Dollars

Britney Spears' freshly-shorn hair is being sold on a website specifically set up to auction her locks - with bidding starting at $1 million. The website, BuyBritneysHair.com, claims to have been set up by Esther Tognozzi, the owner of Los Angeles' Esther's Hair Studio, where Spears cut off her hair.

FUN UNLIMITED

I don't know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!



Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six " in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts across the room at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of six?'" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

JOKES::UNLIMITED

• The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

• A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.

She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

• Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules.

Any comments?"His new bride said,

"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."

Joke::Night Out Of Two Women

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away.
Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it.
After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Great Programming Quotes

Computer programming is tremendous fun. Like music, it is a skill that derives from an unknown blend of innate talent and constant practice. Like drawing, it can be shaped to a variety of ends – commercial, artistic, and pure entertainment.

Encouraging quotes that will increase your zeal about programming::

Let us change our traditional attitude to the construction of programs. Instead of imagining that our main task is to instruct a computer what to do, let us concentrate rather on explaining to human beings what we want a computer to do.
Donald Knuth

Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, 'How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?' Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.
Steve McConnell Code Complete

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
Bill Gates

Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.
Anon

The most important single aspect of software development is to be clear about what you are trying to build.
Bjarne Stroustrup

The road to wisdom?Well its plain and simple to express:Err and err and err again, but less and less and less.
Piet Hein

Good programmers use their brains, but good guidelines save us having to think out every case.
Francis Glassborow

Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
Fred Brooks

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine Aird

Marriage Talking...

Married life is full of excitement and frustration::

*In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.


It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married.
A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.


Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.

Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

Management N Employee

lots of fun in this photo....

u can find out the relation between management

and employee....

must see ways of stairs....2 go upward...

JOKE::AIDS

After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: "Say, do you have AIDS?".

"NO!", the guy answers firmly, "Of course not!"

"Oh, that’s good", replies the blonde, "I don't wanna catch it again".

JOKE::BLOOD SAMPLE

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample.

The man was slightly deaf and said, ''What?''

Again, the doctor said, ''I need a blood, urine and feces sample."

The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear: ''Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!''

ENJOY.....