Nishabd::Overview

NISHABD::AWANEESH VIEW

About Movie

Bodies age, feelings don’t. ‘Nishabd’ is the story of a 60-year-old photographer (Amitabh Bachchan) who gets attracted to an 18-year-old girl who is a friend of his daughter. It is the story of mutual love between two people with a huge age gap between them. It is a moving tale of a man torn between his emotions and rationality, between his heart and his mind. The man listens to his heart, concedes to the girl that he is in love with her. He admits to his wife that he has developed feelings for a girl the age of his daughter. And by doing so he loses the respect of his wife and his daughter.‘Nishabd’ is a film about loss: about loss of love and loss of purpose in life.

My View

I am not a film critic but I must confess I am a die-hard fan of Amitabh bachchan. I have managed to sit through trashy movies like "Bade miyan chhote miyan "without flinching much. Which is why "Nishabd" came as a big disappointment. I loved RGV's choice of theme--adultery and LOVE have been dealt with great aplomb in movies before--Arth and Silsalay, for instance, and I was quite looking forward to RGV's take on it.But,really RGV has disappointed me....

Britney Spears's Hair..

Britney Spears' Hair Being Sold And Bidding Starts At $1 Million Dollars

Britney Spears' freshly-shorn hair is being sold on a website specifically set up to auction her locks - with bidding starting at $1 million. The website, BuyBritneysHair.com, claims to have been set up by Esther Tognozzi, the owner of Los Angeles' Esther's Hair Studio, where Spears cut off her hair.

FUN UNLIMITED

I don't know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!



Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six " in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts across the room at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of six?'" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

JOKES::UNLIMITED

• The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

• A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.

She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

• Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules.

Any comments?"His new bride said,

"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."

Joke::Night Out Of Two Women

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away.
Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it.
After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Great Programming Quotes

Computer programming is tremendous fun. Like music, it is a skill that derives from an unknown blend of innate talent and constant practice. Like drawing, it can be shaped to a variety of ends – commercial, artistic, and pure entertainment.

Encouraging quotes that will increase your zeal about programming::

Let us change our traditional attitude to the construction of programs. Instead of imagining that our main task is to instruct a computer what to do, let us concentrate rather on explaining to human beings what we want a computer to do.
Donald Knuth

Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, 'How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?' Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.
Steve McConnell Code Complete

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
Bill Gates

Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.
Anon

The most important single aspect of software development is to be clear about what you are trying to build.
Bjarne Stroustrup

The road to wisdom?Well its plain and simple to express:Err and err and err again, but less and less and less.
Piet Hein

Good programmers use their brains, but good guidelines save us having to think out every case.
Francis Glassborow

Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
Fred Brooks

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine Aird

Marriage Talking...

Married life is full of excitement and frustration::

*In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.


It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married.
A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.


Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.

Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

Management N Employee

lots of fun in this photo....

u can find out the relation between management

and employee....

must see ways of stairs....2 go upward...

JOKE::AIDS

After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: "Say, do you have AIDS?".

"NO!", the guy answers firmly, "Of course not!"

"Oh, that’s good", replies the blonde, "I don't wanna catch it again".

JOKE::BLOOD SAMPLE

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample.

The man was slightly deaf and said, ''What?''

Again, the doctor said, ''I need a blood, urine and feces sample."

The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear: ''Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!''

ENJOY.....

WISH U GOOD LUCK

This brings good luck to u .......

May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you.... May you be content knowing you are a child of God.... Let this presence settle into our bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love. It is there for each and every one of you....

JESUS BLESSING U....

PRAY THAT JESUS BLESSINGS BE WITH YOU, TO GUIDE YOU AND PROTECT YOU.