WAIT FOR A WHILE......

wait for a while here in this page.....n see the magic....

TIME TO SMILE FRIENDS.............

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman Now who is Ravan?????????????????????


Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain..Please tell them your age!!!!!!


Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of success FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me


Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush


Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye


Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai


Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai



Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega


In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state



INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, stop imagining



Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE



Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon



Two Sardars were walking together 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain 2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha



PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai Khake dekho pata chal jayega




Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game

ALL ABOUT WOMEN EXPLAINED BY ENGINEER

nice one(u have one minute.....)

Read this. It is a 100% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to the question asked in the passage.
Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed. The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus" Why do u think they said that?
Of course, it's not a stupid answer -------- purely logical
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If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen after the bus had passed...!!! Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help others...... Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting. Never expect things to happen. Struggle and make them happen.

HR-HIGH RISK.....FUNNY ONE

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment and no commendation.

So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: How many hours make up a day?

Man: 24 Hours.

Manager: How long do u work in a day?

Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day.

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?

Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third).

Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?

Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days)

Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?

Man: No sir.

Manager: How many days r there in a year that r weekends?

Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days.

how many days do u now have?

Man: 18 days.

Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year.
Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?

Man: 4 days.

Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Man: 2 days Sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Man: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do u work on Christmas Day?

Man: No Sir! Manager: So how many days r left?

Man: None Sir!

Manager: So what r u claiming? Man: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company money all these days.

Moral-NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! HR-HIGH RISK.

LOVE IS GREAT

A guy, of GAUHATI University , ASSAM ENGINEERING College student, wanted to

express his unfathomable love to his sweetheart. So,

what did he do........?
He gave chocolates to all the girls living in the

University student apartments and asked them to turn

their lights on or off at 8pm that night.

See the pic for the rest.............Truly


Breath taking ! You don't need to guess his

sweetheart's reaction.

Hundreds of students came over later to witness this



great piece of Art driven by the Greatest Emotion



known to Man - 'Love'.

know computer

What is computer?

A computer is a device or programmable machine for making calculations or controlling operations that are expressible in numerical or logical terms accordingto some predetermined program of instruction at a high speed and with great accuracy.


The key components that makes a computer system is::
Hardware

Software



Computer Hardware

• motherboard::

A motherboard is the physical arrangement in a computer that contains the computer's basic circuitry and components and controlsthe various peripherals attached to a computer.The CPU, ROM chips, SIMMs, DIMMs, RIMMs and interface cards are plugged into the motherboard.

• RAM(random access memory)::

The working memory of a computer where data and programs are temporarily stored. RAM only holds information when the computer is on.The contents of RAM disappears when the computer is switched off.

• HDD(hard disk drive)::

This is the main storage device in a computer.The mechanism that reads and writes data on a hard disk.It is a computer storage device that stores data on rotating magnetic surfaces.Hard disk drives are sometimes called Winchester drives, Winchester being the name of one of the first popular hard disk drive technologies developed by IBM in 1973.

• processors::

The main "brain" of the computer, where the information is processed and calculations are done.It contains the circuits that control and perform the execution of computer instructions.

• keyboard::

An input device used to communicate with the computer.An arrangement of letter, number, and special function keys that acts as the primary input device to a computer.

• monitor::

A screen which allows the user to watch and interact with the computer.The screen for viewing computer information is called a monitor.

Software

Software is the general term for information that's recorded onto some kind of medium.
our computer is a hardware device that reads software too. Most of the software on our computer comes in the form of programs. A program consists of "instructions" that tell the computer what to do, how to behave.
Just as there are thousands of albums we can buy on CD for our mp3 player, and thousands of movies we can buy to play on our DVD player, there are thousands of programs that we can buy to run on our computer.When we buy a computer,we don't automatically get every program produced by every software company in the world.we usually get some programs.
For example, when we buy a computer it will probably have an operating system (like Windows XP) already installed on it.but,suppose if we dont have "windows vista" then we cant enjoy the features of newly launched,multifeatured vista.
Perhaps we're wondering what programs are installed on our computer. Usually when we buy a computer, they tell us what programs we're getting with it. every program that's currently installed on our computer is listed in our All Programs menu (assuming we're using Windows XP). The All Programs option on the Start menu provides access to all our installed programs. When we first click on (or just point to) the All Programs option, the All Programs menu that appears will show icons and name of program groups, as well as some programs.

Software is often divided into two categories::

systems software ::Includes the operating system and all the utilities that enable the computer to function.
appltions software ::Includes programs that do real work for we users. For example, word processors, database management systems etc fall under the category of applications software.