TIME TO SMILE FRIENDS.............

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman Now who is Ravan?????????????????????


Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain..Please tell them your age!!!!!!


Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of success FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me


Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush


Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye


Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai


Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai



Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega


In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state



INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, stop imagining



Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE



Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon



Two Sardars were walking together 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain 2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha



PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai Khake dekho pata chal jayega




Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game