Laugh..........

• Marriage - a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

• Husband: "Your birthday is coming up, so I'd like some idea of what you'd like for your birthday."

Wife: "I want a divorce!"Pause.Husband: "I'm really sorry, but I hadn't planned to spend that much."

• A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."

His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

• A man's on his deathbed with his wife sitting near him.

He says "Dear wife, I must confess certain things to you before I die."

She says, "Hush now, husband, you're fading fast."

He says, "But this is really important, I must tell you so I can die with a clear conscience! I slept with your best friend, your sister, and your mother!"

She says, "I know, that's why I poisoned you."